I was talking to a friend the other night and he suggested a different tag line for my blog other than the “We’re all crazy, someone just needed to say something.”
His suggestion was:
“The tireless and unending lament of the Single Christian Girl.”
I don’t know.
I just really don’t know.
Lets talk about the tireless part first. I mean, really? I’m not. Not even close. My first clue is that all I can think about right now is taking a nap. Not a cat nap mind you, but a really long nap. Like a super super long one where my face ends up red from being in the same place for two hours. And maybe even a little damp … but not really, because I’m a lady.
As for the unending lamenting part?
I mean … I guess it’s catchy? But am I really lamenting? Have I sung a dirge with my Celtic pipe? Have I spent hours writing morose poetry only to look at it in disgust and toss it in the trash? Have I started a poem with the words “Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary?”
So maybe I should?
I think I need to increase my level of depression for being a SCG.
So I’m going to channel a little of Mr. Poe and try to think of something dramatic to truly express my feelings.
Once Upon a midnight awesome, while I was parting with my friends
Over many a pumped up and awesome song with the beat of Kesha it rang
While I was dancing, there suddenly came a buzzing
This isn’t working.
I’m not changing my tag line.
It’s just not going to work.
If my persona suddenly changes and I feel like buying bagpipes and walking around my house playing Irish Funeral Hymns, not only will I be minus a roommate, but I’ll also consider rebranding.
Until then, I think it’s going to stay.