I don’t think I had any idea the uproar yesterday’s blog post was going to cause! (you can read it here!). You got me so excited I want to write another blog!
So I’ll do that tomorrow.
Just kidding. I’m doing it right now!
So, onto Lies of the Single Christian Man Part 1B.
Apparently lots of guys read my blog. THAT was a surprise. I think we all know I’m not really writing to that demographic, but still I’m pretty flattered. Keep reading my brothers!
Anyway, one of those guys mentioned to me that guys don’t just like girls who like sports, they like girls who like sports AND Bacon.
That makes so much sense!
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler …
You’re missing something. Heck! I’m missing something, because guess what? I like Bacon. I even threw up in my mouth a little because I’m pretty sure a person is not allowed to use the word “like” to quantify their enjoyment of Bacon. You either use the word love, or you’ve never had Bacon. I would also like you to notice that I am going to continually capitalize the word Bacon. Mostly because it’s sacred, but also a little bit because I was getting so worked up about Bacon that I was unintentionally capitalizing it up until a few sentences ago …
Other thoughts on Bacon: One time I was at the Minnesota Zoo visiting the Farm Babies exhibit. When I went you could hold the animals. They may have changed that rule because what is government for except for making stupid rules … whoa, bring it back Claire.
ANYWAY, my friend was holding a baby piglet. She is a vegetarian and was subtly trying to convince me to join her cause by commenting on the cuteness of the little piggy. I proceeded to congratulate the piglet on its future ability to make Bacon. My friend was offended. The pig was not. What do you think this is Narnia?
So anyway, I like Bacon. And again, what’s the name of my blog?
Yeah, it’s a really long name I don’t want to type it.
So Tyler … Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler …
I’ll give you sports and Bacon, but you’ve got to give me one more variable to make this a full fledged theory.
Also, on a more serious note, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for reading my blog! If you like it – keep sharing with your friends!
Another also, you can let me know if you like my humble blog in the comments, or I’d love to hear your suggestions about what to write about next!