I’m currently watching The Bachelorette.
This folks, is the definition of what some people would refer to as a “low point.”
I did attempt to lure, really anyone to my house to help me with my computer.
My desperate pleas for help went unanswered.
No white knight with amazing skills on a Mac computer tonight.
Being alone, and watching the bachelorette got me thinking 1) that I hate being alone and 2) that I hate the bachelorette. As the second is self explanatory, lets focus on the first.
This immediately brings to mind a Backstreet Boys song.
Yes? No? “Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely?”
I just watched 1 minute of the music video.
I forgot how depressing it was!
Gah … don’t watch it. (I’ll put it at the bottom of this post though if you do want to have middle school / high school flashbacks.)
At one point in the song the luscious melodies and tantalizing harmonies of BSB combine to produce the lyric: “there is something missing in my heart.”
However, I’ve always wondered about that phrase. Technically, since it is a guys’ group, they would feel something missing in their rib cage, right? Get it? Adam lost a rib so that God could make Eve?
Ah … biblical humor.
I probably enjoyed that enough for all of us.
Anyway, being lonely. It happens.
I promise, that’s as real as I’m going to get.
Last night at church the pastor shared a story about this woman who had lost her husband. She ended up telling her bible study, a year after his death, that she was really lonely. They said she had God.
Implying that should be enough.
Okay, I said I wasn’t going to get real, but I will.
God says, “It’s not good for man to be alone.” Then he goes on to talk about making a suitable helper fit for the dude (aka Adam) and all that jazz. I won’t bore you with details because at this point I’m no one’s suitable helper.
Blog name change!
“Suitable Helpers Anonymous.”
Just kidding, that doesn’t make any sense.
Also, I’ve got $100 that Chris is about to get kicked off the Bachelorette.
Just kidding it was Zach.
Good thing that bet wasn’t for real.
Also, I still am having computer issues.