Well, I can’t say I’ve ever been rejected by a website before.
Actually, now I can.
I mean, before last Thursday I couldn’t, but now I can.
What are you supposed to do when your fake persona is rejected?
I’m used to having the normal me rejected, but the fake me?
I put up my wittiest jokes, my cutest picture, and put my best foot forward then …
Actually not so much rejection as making me feel like a stalker …
If I want to find out why I was kick off of match.com “a valid subpoena, search warrant, or court order directed to Match.com is required.”
Now I am officially out of options.
And I need you people to validate me and tell me that I’m not crazy.
So, where do we go from here?
Well, at this point the only dating website I haven’t tried (or gotten kick off of) is ourtime.com.
So I have 25 years until I can find a relationship.
This, added to my local Monique Lhuillier store closing, is really casting a dark cloud over my future relationship prospects.
But you know what friends?
I was about to quote that Psalm 37:4 verse and then I realized that might be a little blasphemous.
Especially since last post I said it was misquoted.
Also, roomie, please stop telling me your friend met her husband on [fill in the blank] dating website. I just can’t hear that right now. Talk to me about it when I get back from my vacation.
Her word’s VERBATUM after proof reading this:
“I’m just trying to find a dating website you haven’t been kicked off of.”